Now there’s a Barack Obama-branded cellphone (in Kenya)
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by Nicholas Deleon on January 15, 2009

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Hah! A Kenyan cellphone company has released a Barack Obama-branded cellphone. It’s decked out in red and blue, with fun phrases like “Yes We Can” all over it.

The company, Mi Phone, has named the phone the Mi-Obama. (Obama’s father was born in Kenya.) It’ll cost around $30 there.

In other Obama-branded news, there’s a guy on 14 Street in New York who sells all sorts Obama stuff. You know, buttons, flags, t-shirts, the works. Hell, there’s probably a little “Yess We Can” sticker that you can place on your iPhone.

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  • Nokia anyone?

  • Hmm sounds fitting as Barack was from Kenya as well.

  • Maybe its because Obama was really born in Kenya not Hawaii. So they realized they can have a part in the complete crumbling of our constitution and everything it stands for! obamacrimes.com/

  • Ingenious. It should sell like hotcakes.

  • Andrew Yu-Jen Wang - March 5th, 2009 at 4:08 pm UTC

    Speaking of Barack Obama:

    Barack Obama is a racial-minority individual, and in his heart and mind he inevitably does not endorse hate crimes committed by George W. Bush.

    George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).

    George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.

    And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.

    Many people know what Bush did.

    And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.

    Bush was absolute evil.

    Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.

    Bush is a psychological prisoner.

    Bush has a lot to worry about.

    Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.

    In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.

    Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
    B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
    Messiah College, Grantham, PA
    Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

    “GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
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    I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

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