Pip pip, guv’nor! How’s about a shine? Right-o. Grand pair of shoes, guv’nor. ‘Tis a pleasure to apply paste to the likes of these. S’that? Aye, I’ve got a Nokia, nice phone. Me bird got it for me. Pre-paid.
Cor, crikey! A watch phone! On Orange? ‘Tis not every day a fellow sees the likes of that. Might I ask how much something like that cost? 500 quid! Crikey! A bit of fluff that ain’t, I might say. Roit. On to the shine…
Why the cane, guv’nor. No, sire, I’ve given it a look. No, sire, tis a nice watchphone. A bit small and ridiculous but I believe I’ve given it its due. Look again? Guv’nor, I’m looking. The likes of that would make any man proud.
No, Guv’nor, no disrespect. No, no, proper attention being paid and all. No, guv’nor, please no. Gah! My head! My bad ear! ‘Tis a beautiful watchphone, guv’nor, tis beautiful. God on his throne in heaven! Stop beating me! ‘Tis a lovely watch, sir. Lovely!
You nailed that headline, Biggs… freaking nailed it.
yes I like it very much that watchphone
Hahaha! The headline is brilliant for sure. I don’t think I know anyone that would get one of these things. I don’t see the point really unless it somehow is also a phone.
I thought the point of designing and producing new technology was to top the last thing made. And to make one product that has everything you need all in one.
Like the iPhone… a phone, Mp3/Video player, mini computer.. right?
Yet, this critique is coming from the same site that posts news about the latest time pieces that still use manual winding which basically leaves them as barely functional pieces of gawdy over priced jewelry
it’s spelled gaudy but you’re right.
>I don’t see the point really unless it somehow is also a phone.
It REALLY IS a phone and you REALLY ARE an idiot.
At least our iPhones work
This thing is actually kinda cool! If this came as a prize in a box of cap”n cruch, I’d use it.
Totally cool gadget. Totally not-funny comedy post by Biggs. He’ll probably buy a condom phone instead, which will expire without ever being used.
Go home, Dad, you’re drunk.
Thank you for sharing, I thought.
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Notice how using any tech that is breaking the norm is considered being a “douche” by this guy?
Does he secretly hate cellphone tech or something?
He hates watchphones
He hates cellphone bluetooth headsets
He hates cellphone belt-clips
And apparnetly, according to him, you are a “douche” for using one, despite the practicality of them.
just to let you know ’shine’ is slang for blow job in most of London