This just mysteriously appeared on our doorstep. The return address on the label leads to Verizon’s PR company, Weber Shandwick. We’re going to do a video unboxing in just a second – in the mean time, any guesses as to whats inside?
Update: The unboxing is live. It is indeed.. a Droid. Of sorts. Sorry for the delays – YouTube just sat there spinning the “Processing!” message for over 25 minutes. Thanks for that, Youtube.
I’d have to guess droid…
iphone?
That’s either a Jack in the box, or really a droid in the box!
It’s definetly your Verizon Bill :-)
wrong. my dick is in that box.
And you sir win my comment of the day award. “oooooooooooo… its my dick in a box!”
yup, gotta be Droid related.
i just watched seven, so probably a human head…
Well only if their PR people are REALLY good..
hahahahaha.
If Steve Jobs sent us another head, I swear to god…
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Great flick; I swear to God I will never watch it again! Sloth still gives me nightmares.
“Can you hear me now?” guy’s head?
No, I should stop dreaming out loud…
droid
$20 says it is a Droid.
There’s a Droid for that!
droid!
Meatbus?
Droid!
Hal?
That’s my guess.
Open the pod bay doors already, and let us all look inside.
clearly HAL 9000
Droid for sure.
Cup of semen!
omfg.. lol you made me laugh in a quiet call center hahahahahahahah
A box of “white powder” ?
iCan’t tell what’s in that box…
Judging by the glowing red eye…it’s Arnold’s Head from Terminator 1.
t-shirts
a diaper and some handiwipes, hopefully
pandora’s droid head.
That’s the box balloon-boy was hiding in. He’s still in there.
Something Appleish? I will be disappointed if it’s a Droid, I expect something more spectacular. :(
ustream it
A smaller box
Probably a Droid or Droid related swag.
Hurry with the unboxing. We’re impatient!
My next phone.
Nope. The one after that. ;)
It’s definitely not my next phone. My next one is more likely to be the box than the phone inside of it.
Well, I have Verizon and this is best we have got in a long time. But yah, this could be the beginning of a beautiful thing for an underrated network
Pretty sure it’s plutonium, and it’s burning through the side of the box. Get the hell out of there!
I’m saying Droid!
If it were closer to Christmas, I’d say socks…
an iphone from Will It Blend?
A Verizon 4G Mobile TV Phone
Ow it leads to Verizon, well then yeah, it’s a droid, disappointment all over :(
Michael Jackson’s glove.
OJ’s glove.
Gloves would be very well suited to “I’m not shaking hands” Arrington.
DROID TIME!
Post up a video!!
…if that shit didn’t come charge I am gunna be pissed! haha
Obviously the Storm 2
It’s a tarp!
milk steak
brilliant
magnets
pleasepleaseplease let it be droid. pleasepleaseplease don’t let it be an evil super copmputer that will push you out the airlock.
A note and a pack of condom.
Note: Get away from computer and get laid.
Hidden Verizon Agenda: Bring Sex in the life of Techcrunchies so they stop writing about us.
War of the Worlds DVD
Umm that looks like HAL’s “eye” from 2001 A Space Odyssey on the box.
I was thinking maybe “mini-HAL” Agree with the “eye”.
it takes this long to film and edit an un-boxing? How ’bout a live show? :)
What’s the tracking number?
Video is uploading now. Sorry guys.
Wow – having dial up must suck.
Maybe Verizon knows about their connection and sent them a Broadband card…
AWESOMO
Jeesh, if you received that box in Boston the Bomb Squad would have been all over it!
It’s a Verizon iPhone configured to operate on the new, fancy, high-speed LTE network!
It’s a Droid, duh! Look at the eyeball thing on the side of the box. :)
definitely droid with all the press surrounding it this week and with recent mailings. 100% droid. should ustream the opening
Is this it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
Holy crap. It’s a Droid’s… that in a box!
This video is why it’s dangerous to read TechCrunch at work. Be sure to have your headphones plugged in!
It’s more “beetles” to bite Biggs’ a&&.