From: The Windows Phone 7 Team
To: The Windows Phone 7 Advertising Gnomes
After months of deliberation, we hereby present the master plan for all modern mobile commercials.
To acquire:
Rights to Feist instrumental break
Cute woman with curly hair (personable)
Handsome, rugged man in vaguely military but alternative shirt
Record shop (build)
Shot-for-shot outdoor location list for all McDonald’s commercials
Plot:
1. Woman sends messages
2. Woman uses “Facebook” (a social networking site. This site is unavailable from internal Microsoft workstations. Use a “public access point” to view it. DO NOT CREATE AN ACCOUNT.)
3. Woman takes pictures
4. Woman checks maps
5. Man looks at woman in a way that suggests the desire for intercourse.
Repeat this commercial until next Super Bowl or until Apple changes their ad style, whichever comes first.
hey this is way better than their old ad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44CG5lVB464
all these are too much good features….1. Woman sends messages
2. Woman uses “Facebook” (a social networking site. This site is unavailable from internal Microsoft workstations. Use a “public access point” to view it. DO NOT CREATE AN ACCOUNT.)
3. Woman takes pictures
4. Woman checks maps
5. Man looks at woman in a way that suggests the desire for intercourse.
Uh, does it come with the HUD?
1) Most of Feist’s music does not sound like 1-2-3-4. Neither does this commerical.
2) How exactly is this a ripoff of an Apple ad? It shows the features of the phone and has music (like most every product ad of any kind ever made) and doesn’t mimic the style of Apple ads at all.
the one thing it does sort of steal is the Verizon floating map. But then it sort of makes sense to show a blown up view of the interface that doesn’t use the same method Apple uses.
A young woman in a record store? Seriously? Wait… Two young women in a record store? Seriously? Wait… Two young women in a record store who know actually each other? Seriously? Wait… Two women in a record story playing with a pocket PC? Seriously? Wait… one more… She’s a mom sitting the back seat? Seriously?
They copied the Palm ad but didn’t make it as sexy and interesting
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